短的小学英文笑话_英语笑话

　　经常讲一些笑话，不仅能给自己到来快乐，还能感染他人，这里小编收集整理了短的小学英文笑话，一起来看看吧!

　　短的小学英文笑话一：Bat Problem

　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I'v从一个微笑开始e tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away."

　　Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've been had the place fumigated, and they still won't go away.笑声作文400字"

　　The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven't seen one back since!"

　　蝙蝠的问题

　　三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：“你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法----噪音、喷雾、猫----似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”

　　另外一位说：“是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。”

　　第三个牧师说：“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员......从此一只也没有再回来过。”

　　短的小学英文笑话二：我老婆的照片

　　A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

　　一个生意人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料martini。

　　After he finishes the 我的天空英文版drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

　　喝完，那生意人往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务员把杯子满上。

　　After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

　　喝完，生意人又往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务生帮他把杯子满上。

　　The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

　　这时酒馆的服务生说话了，“呃，老兄，我整个晚上给你倒martini都没有问题，但你得告诉我，你为什么在点下一杯酒前都要往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼”。

　　The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

　　生意人回答，“我看的是我老婆的一张照片。如果照片上的人开始变得好看起来，那就说明我喝得差不多了，该回家了。”

　　短的小学英文笑话三：三个盗贼 Three Robber

　　A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat". He kicks the second bag, and the r期末工作总结edhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog". He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato". 一个棕发女郎,一个红发女郎,一个金发女郎正在抢劫一家超市此时警察走进了商店。 这三个女人决定隐藏在三个土豆麻袋。 警察踢第一袋,棕发女郎说,“喵喵”,警察说,“噢,它只是一只猫”。 他踢了踢第二包,红发女郎说,“汪,汪”。警察说,“它只是一只狗”。 他踢了踢第三个袋子,金发女郎说,“土豆”。

　　短的小学英文笑话四：Talking on the Telephone

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better 西湖美景作文illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is

　　like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."

　　Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"

　　在电话中交谈

　　每个星期天牧师都会把孩子们叫到教堂前面，然后给他们讲一个故事。一天，他为了更好地阐述祈祷的含义，带来了一台电话机。

　　“你们和别人在电话里交谈，并没有看到电话线另一端的人，对吗?”他开始问道。孩子们点头称是。“好的，和上帝交谈就象通过电话交谈一样。他就在另一端，虽然你看不见他，但是他正在聆听你的心声。”

　　就在这时，一个小男孩尖着嗓子问道：“那他的电话号码是什么?”