恶搞愚人节短信

1. why are people tired on april f ヅool's day?

答：because they have just had a long march.

2.what weather do mice and rats fear?

答：when it's raining cats and dogs.

3.when do dogs refuse to folloชw their masters?

答：w☭hen their masters go to the flea market.

4.what question can never be answered by “yes”?

答：are you asleep?

5.what tree is always very sad?

答：weeping willow.

6.when can you get water with a net?

答：when water is turned into ice.

7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：he's m✍웃aking a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

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