达人写情书
喜欢上王小姐后,决定要给她写一封情书,这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下,触发了灵感,现在卖饼干说是卖克力架,做网站的想办法上纳斯达克,那我也走国际路线,写封英文情书,扯着虎皮拉大旗,显示一下自己的才华吧。
dear wang litte girl:
亲爱的王小姐:
from see you one eye,i shit love you。
your eyes close,i die;your eyes open,i come back to live.your eyes close and open again and again,i die again and again.
你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛睁开,我又活过来了,你眼睛眨呀眨,我就死去活来ห。
maybe you ☼do not know me,no matter.one see clock emtion is pop.
i think i should introduce myself to you.
我想应该介绍一下自己。
i call li old ¿big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
my home four mouⒶth people:papa,mama,i and dd.
我家有四口人:爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
i beat letter very fast,because i am a computer high hand. i even act as black guest.
我打字很快,因为我是电脑高手,我甚至还当过黑客呢。
i do early * every day,so that i can have www.fanwen.chazidian.com body to protect you.
我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
please come to eat and sleep with me,or i will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。
your old bi♒g
你的老大
好了,我的第一封英文情书就这样隆重诞生了,看见了吧,知识就是力量,这肯定是一发攻克mm心城的重型炮弹,为我的好运祝福吧!
哦,为写这封情书熬了一个通宵,天都亮了,该do early *去了!