1. whღy are people tired on april fool's day?
答：because they have just had a long march.

2.what weather do mice and rats fear?
答：when it's raining cats and dogs.

3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters?
答：when their masters go to th ツe flea market.

4.what question can* never be answered by “yes”?
答：are you asleep?

5.what tree is always very sad?
ヅ 答：weeping willow.

6.when can you get water with a net?
答：when water is turned into ice.

7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.what's thฎe longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答：smiles. be

cause th*ere's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? ✌什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答："what does y-e-s spell?" “yes”怎么拼?

10.where were you when *the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

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