喜欢上王小姐後，决定要给她写一封情书，这封情书一定要不落俗套¿。苦思之下，触发了灵感，现下卖饼干说是卖克力架，做网站的想办法上纳斯达克，那我也走国际路线，写封英文情书，扯著虎皮拉大旗，显示一下自己的才华吧。

Dear wang little girl:

亲爱的王小姐：

From see you one卐 eye, I shit love you.

自从见你第一眼，我便爱上你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.

你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛睁开，我又活过来了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活来。

Maybe you do not know meว, no matter. One see clock emotion is pop.

也许你还不认识我，没有关系，一见钟情很流行。

I think I should introduce myself to you.

我想应该介绍一下自己。

I call Li old big. Toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

My home four mouth people papa, mama, I and DD.

我家有四口人：爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。 ✌

I beat letter very fast, because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest.

我打字很快，因为我是电脑高手，我甚至还当过黑客呢。

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have body to protect you.

我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk , and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife.

请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。ย

Your old big.

你的老大。

好了，我的第一封英文情书就这样隆重诞生了，看见了吧，知识就是力量，这肯定是一发攻克MM心城的重型炮弹，为我的好运祝福吧!哦，为写这封情书熬了一个通宵，天都亮了，该do early fuck去了!

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