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第一篇:《黄西Joe_Wong演讲原文及翻译》

黄西Joe Wong演讲初中英语学习原文及汉语注释（修正版）

不是翻译，只是部分注释，原文黑色，注释蓝色

My name is Joe Wong. But to most people, I am known as “Who?” which is actually my mother’s maiden name, and the answer to my credit card security question.

开场先是自嘲下自己默默无闻不为所知，然后利用中英文谐音，再联系到信用卡密码保护，因为网上注册时 选择用于取回密码的验证问题里，最常见的就是妈妈的姓氏是什么。

Joking aside, I just want to reassure you that I am invited here tonight.

因为前一阵子白宫举行一个活动，美国一对夫妻混过白宫层层保安，装作是白宫邀请的贵宾，还跟这些政客 合影留念并发到网上，其中就有坐在边上的副总统Joe Biden，被曝光后，在美国引起很大争议，白宫的安保问题被质疑。

I grew up in China. Who didn’t?

我在中国长大，谁不是呢？装作无知，认为每个人都是中国人，暗讽了一些美国人的自大，以为世界就是美 国。

Most of my childhood memories are totally ruined by my

childhood. When I was in elementary school, as part of the curriculum kə'rɪkjələm , I worked at a rice paddy水稻田next to a quarry采石场where they use explosives炸药 to break rocks. That’s where I learned that light travels faster than sound, which is almost as slow as a flying rock.

主要是用生动而夸张的语言形容小时候生活环境的恶劣，光速比声速快，后者跟石头飞散的速度差不多，就 是远处一道闪光，几秒后隆隆爆炸声伴着小石子飞溅过来。

另外提到rice paddy，呼应后文自己在rice university读phd。 My dad was a grumpy 脾气坏的 guy. But occasionally he tried to cheer me up with jokes, but he doesn't do it right. When I was 7 he said to me, “Son, why is tofu 'təʊfu: 日豆腐better than centralized socialist economy?” 5 minutes later, I said, “Why?” He said, “Because I said so!”

形容父亲脾气暴躁，毫无逻辑，颐指气使。5分钟后是笑点，如此荒谬的问题还想了那么久。这两段就是夸 张描述下自己的童年，因为跟美国人的经历完全不同，观众会因为新鲜荒谬而发笑。

I came to the United States when I was 24 to study at Rice University in Texas得克萨斯州, that wasn’t a joke, until now. I was driving this used car with a lot of bumper stickers粘

贴在汽车保险杠上的小标语that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, “If you don’t speak English, go home!” And I didn’t notice it for two years.

that wasn’t a joke, until now.这句是临场发挥，效果很好，因为前面提到rice paddy，所以强调一下这个不是笑话，是真的。bumper sticker这个牌子的内容和所用的语言本身的矛盾是一个笑点。 I like many other immigrants, We want our son to become the president of this country and we try to make him bilingual. You know, We try to make him speak Chinese at home and English outside in public ,which is really tough to do. Because many times I had to say to him in public, “If you don’t speak English, go home!” He said, “Why do I have to learn two languages?” I said, “When you become the president, you will have to sign legislative ˈledʒɪslətɪv bills in English, and talk to debt collectors in Chinese!”

此处用到了刚才sticker上的话；间接表达了中国是美国的债权国，属于monologue常用技 巧：政治时事热点就那么几条，关键是能够委婉间接的通过不同的段子说到这个点上。

After I graduated from Rice, I decided to stay in the US because in China I can’t do the thing I do best here, being ethnic

ˈeθnɪk . In order for me to become a citizen, we immigrants had to take American history lessons with questions like: Who’s Benjamin Franklin? We were like, “Ahh.., the reason our convenient store gets robbed?” What’s the second Amendment? We were like, “Ahh.., the reason our convenient store gets robbed?” What is Roe vs Wade? We went, “Ahh„, two ways of coming to the US?”

我在中国有件事肯定不如在美国，那就是民族性。用同一个答案回答了两个美国历史问题，非常有笑果，用 移民的角度“误解”美国的著名堕胎案判例，是一般美国人无法想象的视角。

Later I read a lot about American history. So much so that I started to harbor white guilt.

In America, all men are created equal, but after birth, it depends on their parents’ income for early education and healthcare.

这段看上去很诡异，作为一个黄色人种，怎么会有这种优越感，去产生white guilt，实际上在为后面跟总统比做铺垫。

I read in Men’s Health magazine that president Obama every week has two cardio 'kɑ:dɪəʊ days and 4 weight lifting days. I don’t have to exercise because I have health insurance. Ijoe,is,that,you。

live in Massachusetts ˌmæsəˌtʃuːsits where we had universal healthcare and then elected Scott Brown. Talk about mixed message! I think there was a movie about him. It’s called “Kill Bill”

这段是一种很微妙的搞笑，如果奥巴马那天不是临时有事，在边上坐着的话会很有意思。kill bill的bill不是指克林顿，应该指法案。Scott Brown是共和党人，刚当选麻省议员，反对全民医保。所以说他kill bill “扼杀了（医保）法案”。

We have Mr. vice president Joe Biden here tonight. I have read your autobiography ˈɔ:təbaɪ'ɒɡrəfɪ and today I see you. I think the book is much better. They should have cast Brad Pitt, or Angelina Jolie.

美国政客是要被随时拿来开涮的，其他的comedian讽刺起来比黄西狠得多。这里提到皮特和朱莉可 以做两种解释:一是自传的文字都可以用来形容明星了，二是若将自传拍成电影的话得请他俩来出演才够格。

So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight, and I prepared for months for tonight’s show and I showed the white house my jokes about President Obama, and that is when he decided not to come. And he started to talk about immigration

第二篇:《北京市顺义区2013年中考二模英语试题及答案》

顺义区2013届第二次统一检测

初三英语试题 2013.5

学校__________________ 姓名_____________ 考号_________________

听力理解 (共26分)

一、听对话，从下面各题所给的A、B、C三幅图片中选择与对话内容相符的图

片。每段对话你将听两遍。（共4分，每小题1分） 错

指定书签。.

A

B.

错

指定书签。.

C.joe,is,that,you。

A.

错误！未

B.

C.

指定书签。.

A.

错误！未指

定书签。.

二、听对话或独白，根据对话或独白内容，从下面各题所给的A、B、C三个选

项中选择最佳选项。每段对话或独白你将听两遍。（共12分，每小题1分） 请听一段对话，完成第5至第6小题。 5. Where are the two speakers? A. At home. A. Have supper.

B. In an office. B. Make a call.

C. In a restaurant.

6. What will the woman do first?

C. Meet Henry.

请听一段对话，完成第7至第8小题。 7. What time did the woman call Tom? A. At 7:00 this morning. B. At 7:00 yesterday evening. C. At 7:00 last morning. 8. What did the man do last night?

A. Had the piano lesson. B. Went to a concert. C. Sang in the theatre. 请听一段对话，完成第9至第10小题。 9. How long has the man been in London?

A. One year.

B. A few months.

C. A couple of years.

10. Why did the woman leave her hometown?新 课 标第 一 网

A. To find a job. B. To open a restaurant. C. To lead a city life. 请听一段对话，完成第11至第13小题。

B.

C. A. B. C.

11. How does the girl go to her school?

A. By subway.

B. On foot.

C. By bus.

12. Where does the girl eat lunch at school?

A. In her classroom.

A. 2:00.

B. In the lunchroom. B. 3:00.

C. In the cafe. C. 8:00.

13. What time does the girl leave school on Friday?

请听一段独白，完成第14至第16小题。 14. What is Mr. King doing?

A. Giving some advice on how to learn English. B. Making an introduction of the study. C. Telling how to take the exams. A. They must learn English.

15. What do the students do in the afternoon?

B. They are free to do anything. C. They have to take speaking exam. 16. What can we know from the speaker?

A. The students will take a test in two weeks. B. The students will get the result three weeks later. C. The students will stay in Canada for about four weeks.

三、听对话，请根据所听到的对话内容和提示词语，将所缺的关键信息填写在答

题卡的相应位置上。对话你将听两遍。（共10分，每小题2分）

知识运用（共25分）

四、单项填空（共13分，每小题1分）

从下面各题所给的A、B、C、D四个选项中，选择可以填入空白处的最佳选项。

22. Father’s Day is coming. I would like to buy ____ a pair of shoes.

A. him

B. her

C. them

D. us

23. — Do you go to school ______ Li Lei every day? —Yes. Almost every day.

A. on

24. — How do you like the film Lost In Thailand?

— It’s one of ___________ film that I have ever seen. A. interesting B. more interesting C. most interesting

D. the most interestingX k B 1 . c o m

C. came C. or

D. will come

D. so

25. I will tell him the good news as soon as he____ back.

A. come B. comes A. but

B. and

普通话的意义

26. Try to study hard, ____ you can’t catch up with others. 27. — Mom, I feel terrible! Must I finish my homework now?

— No, you _________. You can finish it tomorrow.A. needn’t B. may not A. is

B. are

28. Hurry up, there ________ a little time left.

C. am D. be

29. — Where is Tom?

— He ____ Peter with his math in the classroom. A. helps

B. will help

C. is helping

D. help

30. — ____ do you usually go to see your grandparents?

— Once a week. A. How far A. works

B. How long C. How much D. How often B. has worked C. worked

D. will work

31. Our English teacher ___________ in our school for about 20 years so far.

B. in C. by D. with

C. mustn’t D. couldn’t

32. My mum often tells me ____ to my teacher carefully in class.

A. listen B. listening A. buildjoe,is,that,you。

B. built

C. to listen D. listens C. were built

D. are built

33. These tall buildings ________ in our hometown last year. 34. — Do you know _____ to our school?

— Next month.

A. when does the famous writer come B. when the famous writer comes C. when will the famous writer come D. when the famous writer will come

五、完形填空（共12分，每小题1分）X |k |B| 1 . c|O |m

阅读下面的短文，掌握其大意，然后从短文后各题所给的A、B、C、D四个选项中，选择最佳选项。

“Did you see that?” Joe said to his friend Bill. “You’re a great shooter!”

Bill caught the bounced it before throwing it again. The ball flew into the net.

“Bill, you never !” Joe said admiringly.

“Unless I’m in a real game,” Bill complained. “Then I miss all the time.”

Joe knew that Bill was . Bill performed much better when he was having fun with Joe in the school yard than he did when he was playing for the school team in front of a large crowd.

“Maybe you just need to more,” Joe suggested.

人物外貌

“But I practice all the time with you!” Bill objected. He shook his head. “I just can’t play well when people are me.”

“You play well when I’m watching,” Joe pointed out.

“That’s because I’ve known you since we were five years old,” Bill said with a smile. “I’m just not playing when other people are around.”

Joe nodded and understood, but he also had an idea.

The next day Joe and Bill met in the school yard again to practice. After a few minutes, Joe himself.

“Practice without me,” Joe said to his friend. “I’ll be back in a minute.”

Joe hurried through the school building, gathering together he could find—two students, a math teacher, two secretaries, and a janitor. When Joe explained why he needed them, everyone was happy to help.

第三篇:《英语1必修unit3练习及参考答案》

Comprehendingjoe,is,that,you。

1 What was Wang Kun and Wang Wei’s idea of a good trip?

Their idea was to take a long bike trip.

2 Who planned the trip to the Mekong?

Wang Wei planned the trip.

3 Where is the source of the Mekong and which sea does it enter?

The source of the river is in Qinhai Province and it enters the South China Sea.

4 What can you see when you travel along the Mekong?

You can see the source glacier, rapids, hills, valleys, waterfalls and plains. 5 What difficulties did Wang Kun and Wang Wei find about their journey?

The journey will begin at an altitude of more than 5,000 metres, where it is hard t高中生作文o breathe and very cold.

6 What do you think about Wang Kun and Wang Wei?

Wang Kun’s character: enthusiastic, critical, sensible

Wang Wei’s character: imaginative, organized, eager, persistent, stubborn, risk-taking

own words.

1 She gave me a determined look – the kind that said that she would not

change her mind.

She gave me a determined look … This sentence means that she has decided to do something and will not change her ideas.

2 … my sister does not care about details.

… details are not important to my sister. This means that she concentrates on the broad outline of the trip but not the particulars: where they will stay, what they will take with them, etc.joe,is,that,you。

3 It makes wide bends or meanders through low valleys to the plains where rice grows.

A meander is a geographical term to describe the snakelike bends that

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