简单四人英语小品
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篇一:《四人英语小品剧本》
小红帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
大话西游
Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha ??.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)简单四人英语小品
牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What’s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾剑)
紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛：Aaa??
(牛惊慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, th阳光灿烂的日子作文e owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ??
紫：I help you!
至：No, it’s dangerous!
紫：You don’t want to?
至：I do! But ??
紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(猪喊)
至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night ……
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
猪和沙：Master, master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪：We come to save you.
沙：We come to bring you out.
唐：I won’t go.
六年级期末考试试卷猪和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the
篇二:《四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)》
四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）
L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 X:马文才老婆 A：旁白
谏议大夫A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago. Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou. Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC?.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores. On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo. (梁祝—小提琴)
L: Yingtai ，take care of yourself without me. I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！ Z: I love you, too! Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I am back. Wait for me just for two years.
L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Please wait for me honey.
A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo??“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”
L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear. Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge. Let me try again.
At this time??(婚纱店)
L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear. I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second. What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.
L: What? Are you kidding??? Why?
Z: Because I’ll get married.
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than 都教授. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.
L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see. I’ll give you two
some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,….. your poor English .
A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world. So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.
L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu. In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.
L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?. I’m here to kill you.
Z: Liang…liang .shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy now. He will kill me.
M: who are you ?
L: who the hell are you?
M: You! Get out of here.
L: You! Get out of here!
Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 葵花宝典.
L; 葵花宝典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花宝典 or新华字典. Come on!
马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。
M: take it easy. (走至角落)Hello
X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom?
M: oh darling. I’m studying in the library. I’m busy now , I will call you later.
此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问??
X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!
Z： wencai, who is this woman?
M: em
X: I’m his wife, who are you?
Z: Ma wencai!
M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you. I have married already and I love my wife. I can’t leave my family and go with you. I’m so sorry!
Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater !(打马文才)
X: stop!(推开祝英台) I look down upon the kind of girl like you. what a sick litter three. Don’t contact my husband anymore. (转脸面对马文才)you! go home with me!(拎走马文才) 祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。
Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.
L: I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. Please??
L: No way! Wherever
you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
Z: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousand years.
And that man is you. The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you. L: HeHe Really?
Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to killthat is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill)
L: You hear. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden
L：（杀了祝英台）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the heaven. Yingtai, you are not alone, I’m coming!(自杀)
旁白：从此，梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。
男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays. 女：And girls, please don’t trust in 高富帅，
合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to become two butterflies . Thank you~
篇三:《四人英文小品》
还记得107自导自演の表演？回味一下吧！
Number ONE（开“警察的玩笑”show）
A：大燕B：大杨C：大秀D：大雪
Let's begin：
D：This is CCTV-1. I'm Jenny.Today I will invite a clever policeman to our program. Her name is Joyce. Let's welcome her .
A：Nice to meet you.
D：Nice to meet you. I heard some good news for you. What is it?
A：I have settled one big case. This is my good-friend.(Show 一下自己的枪) D：Oh, I am proud of you.
(此刻B&C正在看节目)简单四人英语小品
B：You see her? So conceit!
C：Yes, I think so.
B：Let's play a joke on her.OK?
C：That's exciting.
(A回到自己的房子)
A：So tired today. I have to take a bath and go to sleep.
(B&C破门而入)
B：Looting?
A：Oh my god!
C:Shut up and lift up your hands.
B：Where's your money and credit card?
A：I won't tell you.
C:(一巴掌打过去)Tell us , or...(把枪指着他的头)
A：OK. Over there.
B:(走过去)So much money! Come here...
C：OK.(A一下子夺过枪，然后指着C)
B走了过去，被A 揭开面纱
B：OH my god!
A：Just a girl ! Please put down my money and go to the police station. C：Sir, please forgive us . We just play a joke on you.
A：Play a joke?
C：Yes, yes. It's a toy gun.
B：Yes, You look there.(A一看)GO!Quick！ （然后跟C迅速逃离）
A：Shit! Don't let me find you, or you will die.
(D的生日会上)
D：Today is my birthday. My good friends will put on a show .Let's look forward to it.
A：Happy birthday!
D：Thank you. Later, I will introduce my two best friends to you.
A：OK.
(B&C上台表演)
B：Ladies and gentlemen. I'm Bekey. Today is my best friend Jenny's birthday. Happy birthday to her.
(此刻C看到A)
C：Oh, my god!(一下子遮住自己的脸)
B：What's the matter?
C：I see the man whom we played a joke on .
A也认出了她们，走上去一把抓住她们
D：(走过去)Let me introduce. This is Joyce. This is Annie and Bekey.
B&C：（同时伸出手）Nice to meet you !
A：It's you two. Do you remember me?
D：Have you known each other?
A：No, but we have met in a special occasion.
D：Special occasion? When?
A：Just two robbers wanted to rob me!
D：It can't be true . You are a policewoman. Who dare to rob you?
B&C：Really? Are you a really policewoman?My godness.
D：Are you the robbers? I can't believe you.
A：Bingo! It's your two best friends.
D：I feel very disappointed with you .
B：Help us !We just played a joke!
C：Yes, yes. Just a joke.
A：Anyway, please go to the police station with me.
B&C：No...no....no...
D：My dear friends, can you guarantee that you won't do that?
B：Yes, we know we have done wrong. Please give us a chance.
C：I don't want to be sent into the prison.
A：You should know that before you do something ,please think of the result. B：I will remember it.
景物C：Whatever I want to do, I will think deeply.
D：Good. And we also examine ourselves , in order not to be sorry for our lives. Now let's enjoying my birthday...
篇四:《四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)》
《新梁祝外传》
L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁： 英母 英父
(1)《take me to your heart》
旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）
梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.
！
Z祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.
梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo
抱走，走出几步回头再抱
祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍
旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..
英母：darling darling。。。。（拉住英父）
英父： 怒气转身 No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.
英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…….. 被B打断
英父： I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.
英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.
马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起
马：I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion. It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.
英母：oh。That was you.come in.sit down please!
马：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond happy .
母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so handsome. 打断
父：大怒指着马）NO way !
马：that’s why?
英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you gennerously. Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉 ,
马：I don’t know.
英父：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise, 马：I don’t know.
英父：do you still know who I am and who you are now.
马：I don’t know.
英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?
英母：I have no words.
马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and presents.
父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. （逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出钢笔来准备签字
旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话
。
梁: Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?
祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.
梁: What? Pardon?
祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.
梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see.
祝：shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, do not impatient! believe me. Everything is rapidly, everything will pass, But the past of, will become a kind of memory.
梁：FUCK you。 I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
祝: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible
旁：liangshanbo can’t face the reality what zhuyingtai give up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to American.everyday he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。
梁：today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American
梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am. I’m here to kill you.
祝: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.
M: You! Get out of here.
梁: You! Get out of here!
马: OK you are stronger than me. I get out of here now!
祝: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.
马: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..
祝: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典
。
祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me?
梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
祝: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.
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梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)
梁: you must be kidding me
祝: Please believe in me, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.\
梁: Really?
祝: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!
梁: To kill or not to kill is a question.my god. Who can tell me?
篇五:《英语期末四人小品(绝对原创)》
主题：珍惜时间，学好英语
人物：A B C D E
角色定位：A；刻苦学习 BCD：沉迷游戏，忽视学习 E：旁白
开场白
E As everyone knows, with the rapid development of society, English has already become an important subject. It is a very useful for many people to learn English well. However, in our university, there are many students addicted to playing all day long, ignore the English learning, learning can not be optimistic about the situation.please see the next act(众所周知，随着社会的快速发展，英语已经成为了一门重要的学科，学好英语对于许多人来说都是非常有用的。但是，在我们的大学中，却有许多学生终日沉迷于玩耍中，忽视了英语学习，学习状况不容乐观，请看下一幕)简单四人英语小品
场景一：
（BCD三人玩三国杀，A作整理书包状）
B Slash!(杀)
C Missed!（闪）
B Pass!(过)
C It’s so beautiful.Archery Attack（好牌啊，万箭齐发）
B Missed！（闪）
D Missed!（闪）
(A向外走，顺势回头)
A Hi,Guys.What are you doing?（嗨，伙计们，你们在干嘛？
D This is ‘War within three kingdoms’. Would you like to come along?(这是三国杀，要不要过来一起玩？)
BC(齐声) Come here,baby!
A Sorry,it’s time to study.I must go away,My English homework hasn't been finished yet.（很抱歉，学习时间到了，我必须走了，我的英语作业还没写完呢）
D The English homework?oh,no…Don’t be joking(英语作业？哦，不，别开玩笑了)
A Why?boys,Don’t you think the English is very important?（为什么，伙计们，你们不认为学习英语很重要麽？）
B No, not to mention the English, I don't like English at all.（不，不要跟我提英语，我一点也不喜欢英语）
C The same to me. I was born in China, lived in China,maybe die in China.I don’t think I need the English（我也一样，我生在中国，活在中国，死在中国，不学英语，照样生活）
A I don’t think so.English is widely used throughout the world.We can find a good job in the furture if our English is well.（我不这么认为，英语在世界上被广泛应用，如果我们的英语足够好的话，将来我们可以找到一个好的工作）
B But you know, I saw the dull words and grammar to feel have a headache（但是你知道的，我一看到那些枯燥的单词和语法就感到头痛）
A So we should…
D(打断A的话) Please stop! (对BD说) Let us continue to, leave him alone.(请停下，让我们继续，不要管他)
（BC配合D作相应表情）
A（作无奈状）Ok,OK..have a good time!!
E As time went by,the A’s English level is higher an higher,but the BCD still keep away from study and their friend A.（随着时间的推移，A的英语水平越来越高，而BCD在远离学习的同时也疏远了他们的朋友A）
场景二:
(A作学习状，BCD聚一旁议论)
B Recently there has been a large release of Hollywood，Let’s go to the Movie theatre（最近有一部新的好莱坞大片上映了，让我们一块去电影院吧）
C How about calling the A?（要不要叫上A？）
D Oh,no..Don't disturb the diligent child.(不，不要打扰勤奋的孩子..讽刺)
E This situation continued until the English Band Four Test results released（这种情形一直持续到英语四级考试结果公布）
场景三：
(BCD聚一起，A候场)
D（手指着成绩单的最后几排） you you me.(你 你 我)
B Oh my god,we don’t pass the exam（天呐，我们没有通过这个考试）
D I begin to feel regertful.（我开始感动后悔了）
B Yes,mabye..mabye,A is right.（也许，也许..A是对的）
C But we have already wasted a lot of time,no one can save us（但是我们已经浪费了大量的时间，没有人可以拯救我们）
（BCD抱团叹惜，A从背后缓缓上前，拍着CD的肩膀）
A Guys, don't be discouraged.We have enough time.（伙计们，不要泄气，我们还有足够的时间） BCD is this true?(这是真的吗？)
A Yes,learn English from now on for our friendship. Anyone wants to join?（是的，从现在开始好好学习英语，有人要加入吗）
（A伸出手）
B Me.
C Me.
A(望向D) And you?
D(半开玩笑)OK,ok ,you know ,I have no choices.（好吧好吧，你知道我没有选择的） (ABC三人笑，D将手搭上，E上前)
E If your English is not good, do not be discouraged, this is not the end of the world. You still have lots to do, but the first point, cherish the time（如果你的英语不好，不要灰心，这不是世界末日。你仍然有许多可以做，但是第一点，珍惜时间）
(四人从两边上前，五人鞠躬，剧终)
篇六:《英语四人小品》
The play can be done with two actors (see below) or 3w and 2m
Actor 1
Bula Bister - runs a small town newspaper which is more like a gossip paper than a serious news source. She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it.
Actor 2
Skeeter Skeetch- assistant to Bula at the paper
Fanny Mae Alcott - young female reporter who hangs out behind the boys locker room
Sheriff ??? sells his crime reports for a few bucks for beer
Kilabrew ??? nurse who loves to share hospital gossip
(Play takes place in a makeshift newspaper office. BULA sits at her
desk facing the audience and SKEETER is sleeping under a table
covered by newspapers)
BULA: Skeeeeeter! Where are you, boy?
SKEETER: [Crawls out from under a table] Yeah.
BULA: What you doin' down there?
SKEETER: Sleepin'.
BULA: Didn't you go home last night?
SKEETER: We had a deadline for the paper. Pulled an all nighter.
BULA: So you got the paper done? Where is it?
SKEETER: [Looks] Shoot. I knew I forgot something.
BULA: Now, Skeeter....
SKEETER: Oowa, baby. The "Now Skeeter" talk.
BULA: We have an obligation to the people of this town to bring them news on a weekly basis. [SKEETER mouths the speech as he sits and listens] We are this town's ear to the world. They count on us to give them the news like no one else can... You listenin' to me, Skeeter? [He even mouths the last part]
SKEETER: Yes, ma'am.
BULA: How much of the paper we got done?
SKEETER: The front part's all done.
BULA: Then get it out there. The people are waiting.
SKEETER: [Mumbles to self] I bet they ain't even out of bed yet. [Exits]
BULA: Poor, Skeeter. This big time newspaper business is hard on the boy. [Looks through paperwork on desk] Now let's see. What do we have for next week's top story? Looks like we're down to two: Mayor Mack and Mablegate. Shall we explore the question, ???Why does the mayor spend more time with his secretary than with his wife???? Or the Jorkle family expose???? When your kids are born with extra fingers and toes, does that mean you???re inbred???? Wow. Where do we ever get such good news? I'll bet no other paper in the state can boast about these kind of headlines.
SHERIFF: [runs in, gun out] Hold it! Police!
BULA: Ah!
SHERIFF: [laughs] Hey, Bula.
BULA: You scared me half to death.
SHERIFF: I know. [snickers]
BULA: What you want, sheriff?
SHERIFF: You still paying a buck each for my police reports.
BULA: A buck a story. Offer's still good.
SHERIFF: [proud] I've got five this week.
BULA: Five! That's a regular crime wave.
SHERIFF: If this keeps up, I may have to hire me a deputy.
BULA: Wouldn't that be something? [makes a note] That's a story in itself.
SHERIFF: That's six bucks, then.
BULA: Fine. [Goes to purse] Six dollars. Don't you go spend that all in one place.
SHERIFF: Just enough to get a snack at the Come and Go.
BULA: Snack? I didn???t know beer was a snack food now.
SHERIFF: I???m on duty. Wouldn???t even consider it.简单四人英语小品
BULA: I guess you???ll have to take a break then.
SHERIFF: Good idea. [exits]
BULA: [sarcastic] Boy, do I feel safe knowin' he's around. [Types] Crime wave hits Mud Lake. Hide your valuables. Sheriff Peters says we had a record number of incidents this week. First off, old man Peters, the sheriff's pappy, had to be given a ride home again. Personally I think he likes riding in his son's police car.
KILABREW: [enters] Bula? How's you feeling today?
BULA: Fine, fine. Here to bring me the community health report?
KILABREW: Certainly. Oh, my.
BULA: What?
KILABREW: [examines BULA] You been getting enough vitamin C?
BULA: I... I don't know...
KILABREW: YOU DON'T KNOW. Don't toy with your health, Bula. You ain't a school girl no more. A healthy body is a temple for the gods.
BULA: I thought there was only one God?
KILABREW: You???re so closed minded, Bula.
BULA: What you got for me, Kilabrew?
KILABREW: First, we have ???This week's weight watch??? by Nurse Nancy Kilabrew. Emma Sue Jones - gained 12 pounds. Patty May - lost 2 pounds. And a big congrats to Jane Graham - Lost 25 pounds. Billy Joe Bugle - happily gained another 27 pounds on his way to a town record 324 pound.
BULA: And they all signed their release forms right?
KILABREW: Oh, yeah. Thankfully none of them read what it says.
BULA: Anything else.
KILABREW: Got some great baby names for you. I asked Patty Mae Jones what she'd name her upcoming child. She has settled on naming the kid after her favorite snack: Goober if it???s a boy.
BULA: And if it's a girl?
KILABEW: Raisinette.
BULA: Lovely.
KILABREW: That???s six bucks.
BULA: Six? That???s only two stories.
KILABREW: Four weight watchers and two baby names.
BULA: Five bucks then. The two names are for the same kid.
KILABREW: Fine. [BULA hands over $5] Oh, is that a bird I hear. Cheap, cheap, cheap.
BULA: You can go away now.
KILABREW: Cheap, cheap, cheap. [Exits]
BULA: Just wait until I write my expose??? about the local hospital, Nurse Kilabrew.
[Pulls out a big file folder marked KILABREW in big letters] I???m getting enough dirt on her to write a book. Imagine handing out condoms, which only encourages those kids??? I think every teen in this town should have to go to the local gas station and have to try buying them in public. [smiles] And have old lady Smithe call out, ???Price check on Trojans, extra ribbed.??? That will teach ???em.
FANNY: [appears at door] Can I come in Ms. Bula?
BULA: Why it ain't Fanny Mae Alcott? Has my favorite reporter today?
FANNY: [Excited] Favorite reporter? Oooh. That sounds good.
BULA: Well, you've been quite the news hounds lately.
FANNY: News hound. I like the sound of that too. The boys at school have always said I've been a dog.
BULA: [Raises an eyebrow] Well...uh, what you have for me today?
FANNY: Well, I was walkin' around looking for a story. I went out behind the boys locker room. I always go there hoping to... uh... talk with one of the boys. You know, interview 'em after the big game. And if they ever win a game, I'm gonna get the best darn interview. Losing don't make good news.
BULA: You got a point here, Fanny? I'm a busy lady.
FANNY: I do. See I heard some of them boys talking in the locker room. They leave the window open cause it gets real hot in there. I don't know why they get so hot. They ain't got nothing on...
BULA: To the point, Fanny. A good reporter gets to the point.
FANNY: [Hands over a report] Anyway, I got this. Don't know if it's worth printin.'
BULA: No, honey. This is good.
FANNY: You think so?
BULA: Top notch investigating.
FANNY: Gosh.
BULA: There's your dollar, darling. Enjoy.
FANNY: Wow. I feel just like Barbara Walters.
BULA: Keep it up and someday you just might be her.
FANNY: You really think so. I sure look up to her. Her and Jerry Springer.
BULA: They're the biggies.
FANNY: I'll see you tomorrow.
BULA: Keep 'em coming, Fanny Mae.
篇七:《小品剧本：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)》
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie《Avatar》? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called 《 Avatar 2 》, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise
(丁上 小品剧本：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)来自it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Of course, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here? 丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please. 甲(?):OK, so what’s your name? 小品剧本：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)小品剧本：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人) 丁: my name is Gaga Su. 甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK? 丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you. I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World. The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遥远的距离 Is not between life and death 不是生与死 But when I stand in front of you 而是 我就站在你面前 Yet you don't know that I love you 你却不知道我爱你 篇八:《《mirror,mirror》-4人搞笑英语小品剧本台词 》 - 篇九:《4人校园小品剧本《感恩的心》》 4人校园小品剧本《感恩的心》 （北风吹，雪花飘，柱父上台，裹紧大衣） 柱：（不耐烦地）现在谁还吃这个，油糊糊的，我不吃，你拿回去吧 简单四人英语小品由小学生作文网收集整理,转载请注明出处!
旁白：Long long ago, there was a mirror in theforest. Many people came , telling their worries, problems, etc. to the mirror.But is that so? Let’s have a look.
(Themirror does the same expressions and movements people do in front of it andmake responses to them.)
(Ared rose came to the mirror, looking blue.)
Rose: Mirror,mirror, I have been feeling sad for a long time. What can I do?
Mirror: What happened to you, my lovely rose?
Rose: You know,many people love me, also, many people hate me. When they are in sweet love,they sing hymns [him]赞歌 for me, they say how gorgeous and howfragrant I am. But when they get hurt, they forget their previous complimentsfor me, only emphasizing my thorns. It is just unfair.（作欲哭状）
Mirror: Well, my dear, it’s not your fault. You remain what you are, the most beautiful flower.Believe me, you are always beautiful no matter how people judge you. Just live for yourself, not the judgements.
Rose: Really?Yeah, I shouldn’t live for others. I will try to be beautiful only for myself.Just be myself.
(Ayoung boy comes, what will he tell to the mirror?)
Young boy: Hi,mirror, how are you?
Mirror: As you see, I am always fine. What about you? You don’t look well.
Young boy: Um, I don't think you can understand me, maybe you will think it is ridiculous.
Mirror: Maybe, butyou will feel better if you speak out. You can always trust me.
Young boy: Ok, Ok,I am in love now.（小品剧本）
Mirror: That’s agood thing.
Young boy: Oh , no,you don’t understand. I am in love with another boy. You know what people call us? Gay. And do you know what they think of gay? It is a shame, they define usas abnormal. It horrors me to think what my parents, my friends, my teachers,even strangers would react to this. It drives me nuts.
Mirror: Er, youare special. But could I ask you a question?
Young boy: Ok.
Mirror: Do you love that guy? I mean love.
Young boy: Yes, I assure it. A sweet feeling started to grow inside when I met him. I never had that kind of feeling before. And we get on very well.
Mirror: I see. Anddo you think you are strong enough to experience all the hardship when you are together?
Young boy: I do fear what people think of us, but I love him more.
Mirror: Ok, I believe that people will accept your relation, and your love. After all ,peopleare becoming more and more open-minded now. Do whatever you think is right for you and stick to it. Be happy! Love is undying and powerful.
Young boy: Thankyou, mirror. I feel better now. I will be happy. Bye!
Mirror: You arewelcome. Bye, my dear!
(Awell dressed woman comes, dripping with diamonds.满身珠光宝气 about 40 years old.)
The woman: You mirror, see how rich I am? Look my diamonds, my rings, my necklace, and mydesigner clothes? Oh, you should have a look at my sports car, it is a good baby! Unluckily, I can’t drive it here.
Mirror: Oh, Madam,I don’t need to see your luxury car to tell how rich you are. Probably you arethe richest one that has ever come to me. You live a high quality life. Butthat’s why you come, showing off?
The woman: Sorry,I didn’t mean it. I just can't help telling people how rich I am, because moneyis the only thing I have. If I don’t talk about it, I have nothing to tell.
Mirror: How come?
The woman: My loving parents died many years ago. I have no siblings. And I hurt the one I love when I was younger, and after that I no longer love anyone. I was runningfor money then, thinking If I have money I would have almost everything. Now Ihave money, But There is growing empty in my heart. People just see how rich Iam, and gradually I see the same. But the fact is I am the poorest woman in the world, without anyone really love me.
Mirror: I am sorry to hear that. What I want to say is, you will find someone who loves you sooner or later, it can be a friend or a lover.
The woman: How?People around me just like my money, not me.
Mirror: I guess you can leave the environment you are in now, just go out, go travelling, and meet new friends., start a new life. It is not late. Money is not the most important thing in your life. Now that you have enough money, just go out ,make a change!
The woman:Travelling around the world was my dream when I was young, but I was blocked by money……
Mirror：Now it is the best time.
The woman: I really don’t want to live like this any longer. Just as you said, I have money now, why not do and renew my life? Ok, I will start right now, thank you,mirror. I gotta go, I will miss you.（离开）
Mirror: I will miss you, too. Good luck!（镜子对着她的背影说）
（Forquite a few days, no one comes to the mirror. It feels a bit lonely, althoughits common state is loneliness. It signs every now and then）
(Nowthe spring comes, flowers are blooming, the grass is growing, birds aresinging.（人扮演这些自然界的活动） Everything looks vibrant, the mirror turns happy again. Alovely girl picking flowers passes by.)
Mirror: Hello,could you stop to have a talk with me?
(Thegirl wonders who was talking, she looks around. The mirror keeps saying hello.Finally it comes to her that it is a mirror saying hello to her.)
The girl: you can talk, really, mirror?
Mirror: Yes, Ican.
The girl: I havenever seen a mirror talking, you are a magic mirror!
Mirror: you cansay that, to some degree. You look so happy, I can see pure delight was ringingin your laughters. Can you tell me why you are so happy?
The girl: I amhappy for the spring, the beautiful flowers, the babble of the brooks, the singing of birds, in a word, everything.
Mirror: Don’t youhave any worries?
The girl: whyshould I have worries?
Mirror: I haveseen so many people suffering from various kinds of worries.
The girl: Then I Iam the one to tell you my happiness. I do what I want to do, I love nature,love my friends, and you. I choose to be happy.
Mirror: you saylove me? People just said thanks to me, they never said they love me. Thankyou! I love you, too.
The girl: you arewelcome. I am sorry that I have to go home now, it’s getting late.
Mirror: It’sreally an honor to know you. Can you take me leave here? I want to be with you,and be happy.
The girl: Are you serious?
Mirror: Y es
最后的人(thegirl take away the mirror, they live happily together. There is a sign wherethe mirror once was, reading: I am happy when you are happy)
父：这郑州的天可真冷啊！
孩子读书在信大，半年没有回过家。
今儿带着孩他娘，专门进城来看他。
（回身， 母上）
他娘，你都不会快点
母：他爹，你都不会等等俺
父：哎！快点快点
母：他爹，咱孩子学校再哪啊，咋还不到咧
父：咦，慌啥，慌啥，快到了，快到了
（停下，四处张望，指着某处念）
信息工程大学，诶！就这儿，就这儿，可算到了
母：（惊奇地）就这儿，咦，俺看着还不赖哩
父：那是，这可是部队中的小清华嘞
母：他爹，咱孩子学校在那儿啊，俺咋看不见哪！
父：咦，这儿恁多孩儿，我咋知道哪个是咱孩儿啊
母：那你帮俺瞅瞅，帮俺瞅瞅
父：中，中
（正说着，柱边走边打电话上台）
柱：喂，小丽啊，中午一块儿吃火锅吧。恩，老地方，不见不散
（柱父听见有人说话，回头，问柱母）
父：他娘，那是咱柱不？
（母回头，和柱四目相对，欢喜地跑上前）
母：柱~
（柱迎上前，握住母亲的手）
柱：爹，娘，恁俩咋来了？
母：孩儿啊，咋穿恁薄，冷不冷啊？
柱：（有些冷漠地）不冷
父：柱儿，恁娘这两天老梦见你，想你了，非得过来看看你
（母偷偷地抹眼泪）
（柱四面张望，怕同学看见身着土气的父母）
柱：爹，娘，这边人多，咱去那边吧（推父母到角落处）
父：中，中，这边说，这不就过来了
母：柱儿啊 （哽咽着，又勉强地笑笑）别听恁爹胡说，我就想来看看你
柱：想啥哩，我这不挺好吗？
（母打量着柱，摸摸柱的脸）
柱：没事儿，我吃得挺好嘞
父：柱儿，该吃啥吃啥，别担心钱，你爹我还供得起你
柱：咦，爹，看你说啥哩
（母见柱的名牌衣服，不禁摸了摸）
母：柱儿，着衣服真好看
（拿掉母的手）
柱：别摸，这衣服，好几百哩
父：（吃惊）就这衣服好几百？
柱：那当然，阿迪达的
母：他爹，你看，衬得咱孩多俊
父：俊，俊
（父从衣服里层拿出包得严严实实的一叠零钱）
柱儿，钱还够不够？
（柱见钱笑）
柱：咦，可把钱送来了，正愁没钱花哩
（说着一把夺了过去，唾口唾沫，数钱）
五块，十块，咋都是零钱啊？
父：唉，天冷了，外面没啥活，这钱你先拿者花吧
柱：中，那我先收下了。家里不是还忙着吗？我也快考试了，还得复习。要不，你们先走吧
父：柱儿，这两天挺辛苦啊
柱：快考试了嘛
父：一定要记住啊，柱儿。学习不刻苦，不如卖红薯，可别学恁爹，一世种地苦啊
柱：我都知道了，我好好学中了吧，赶紧走吧
父：你懂就行，他娘。。。。。。
（母看见了受中的袋子）
母：别慌，柱儿，来的时候给你摊了俩煎饼。你最喜欢吃了，我还多给你加了俩鸡蛋
父：你就拿着吧，给你做点东西不容易
母：你就收下吧
柱：中，中，你们赶紧走吧（双手往外推他们）
父：那中，他娘那咱走吧
母：他爹，俺轻易不来一回，你让俺多看两眼
父：你咋恁糊涂哩，是你看咱孩儿重要，还是咱孩儿学习重要？你看咱孩儿忙哩
母：那行，（恋恋不舍地看着柱） 柱，那俺走了，你可别忘了吃煎饼
柱：（不耐烦地）走吧，走吧，我知道了
父：柱儿，好好学习啊
柱：走吧，走吧
第二幕
（看父母走了，柱看看袋子说：这年头谁还吃这个啊！ 就把煎饼扔了）
柱：这不耽误事嘛，说好了，中午要请小丽吃饭，你看，这都几点了
（从兜里掏出手机）先给她大个电话吧（拨号 小丽上台）
丽：铁柱
柱：哎呀，小丽呀，我正找你呢
（上前握小丽手，哈气，小丽抽回手）
柱：冷不冷，走吧，吃火锅去
丽：（故做轻松地问道）在这干吗呢
柱：（慌张地）没，没干啥啊
丽：刚才那两个人是谁啊
柱：（结巴地）谁，谁呀
（丽瞪他）
柱：（拍下脑袋，笑道）哦，你说那两个人哪，问路的，走错路地儿了，走吧，吃饭去
丽：哟，今儿咋这么阔气，发财了
柱：你看我对你好点还不是应该的吗
丽：（生气地）孟铁柱，看来你今天是不打算说实话了吧
柱：哎，小丽你怎么了，你可要相信我呀，我可是从来没骗过你啊
丽：孟铁柱啊孟铁柱，我以前咋没发现你是这样的人那，你知道我最讨厌人家骗我了
柱：骗你？那，那我还不是怕你嫌我穷吗
丽：穷，穷你就可以嫌弃自己的父母吗，当初在一起，是觉得你忠厚，朴实，有上进心，可没想到你为了自己的虚荣竟然会这样对待你的父母，太让我失望了
（丽转身愤怒离开，柱跟上拉住丽）
柱：小丽，小丽不是这样的，你听我解释嘛
丽：没什么好解释的，一个忘恩负义的人，让我怎么相信他
柱：小丽，小丽我……
丽：住口，一个连父母都不爱的人怎么会爱别人，你还是好好反省反省吧
（丽气愤下场）
柱：哼，装什么崇高，还不是嫌我穷
（说着就气哼哼坐在椅子上）
第三幕
（灵儿上台，在太前做自我介绍）
灵：我呀，跟铁柱哥是老乡，他在家可不是这样的，可你看看他现在……唉，不行，我得好好说说他
灵：柱哥
柱：（懒懒地抬起头）是灵儿啊
灵：（坐到柱的身边）大伯大娘呢？
柱：走了
灵：小丽姐也走了？
柱：（不耐烦的换个姿势，把一条腿翘到另一条腿上）恩，（柱猛地站起）
哼，都怪我爸妈，什么时候来不好，偏偏这时候来，好了吧，让小丽给碰见了，还有小丽，还不是嫌我穷！哼，有什么了不起的，天涯何出无芳草，走了一个我再找
灵：（站起，沉痛地）柱哥，你变了
柱：我咋变了
灵：你以前不是这样的啊
（深情地）你还记得小时候的事么
柱：什么事
（伴奏音乐响起）
灵：那年春天，来得比较早，山上杏花都开了的时候，咱们两家一块儿去爬山，那天天气特别好，鸟儿歌唱，小溪潺潺，我们爬到山顶上往下看，一片葱绿满处生机
柱：当时，我很高兴，指着山的那边问：爸爸，山的那边是什么呀
灵：山，还是山，你要走很远很远才能走出去，山的外面很美很美，山外面的人也很幸福，很幸福
柱：当时我就说，爸爸，我一定要走出去，我一定也回让你们很幸福，很幸福
灵：现在你走出了大山，你就是这样让你的父母很幸福吗
柱：……灵儿，你别说了 （蹲下）
灵：不，我还要说，去年咱村就咱俩考上了大学，为了支付昂贵的学费，你爸你妈东一家西一家地凑钱才攒够，走之前你是怎样信誓旦旦地跟你爸你妈说要好好学习，将来一定要有出息的？
柱：灵儿，（站起，捡煎饼）……灵儿，你放心，我不会放弃我的愿望的，我一定会让我的爸妈成为世界上最幸福的父母 爹！娘！（跑下台）
灵：（转身，走两步） 大伯大娘 （缓缓转身）
（熄灯，“母亲”伴奏音乐响起）
朗诵诗
父母爱我们跟我们爱父母不一样
父母的爱是海洋
我们的爱是溪流
总是在最深最深的夜里编织着牵挂的梦
总是在长最长的黄昏里等待一个疲惫的身影
窗外雪花带来一片幸福的忧伤
摇篮里飘出一丝甜美的倦意
等你，长大
等你，听的见最细腻的声音
等你，能明白一个最不经意的眼神
等你，在最简单的梦里，他们已白发苍苍
还想再为你讲讲那古老的故事
还想再看你戴那条发白的围巾
还想再听你叫第一声“妈妈”
给了你年轻的生命
给了你明媚的春天
你是幸福的，他们就是快乐的
为你付出的再多那也值得
千古情，最深是亲情
在这寒冷的冬季送去温暖的祝福
让我们都能怀着一颗感恩的心去真诚的祈祷
愿我们的父母永远健康永远快乐
愿我们的父母都是天下最幸福的父母